(sung to the tune of Funiculi Funicula while dipping G-riff's backside in and out of the water)
I dunk-a you
Dunk-a-you, dunk-a-you, dunk-a-rooooo
I dunk-a-you, dunk-a-roo
(repeat as desired)
Coda (sung as random, festive silliness):
Dunk-a-doodle! Dunk-a-doodle! Dunk-a-doodle-doodle-doo!
The song came about as a more popular spin-off of Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy on the bed.